Today I had five test tubes of blood drained out of my arm. It was great. Then I went to replenish (with food, not with more blood) at a quiet coffee shop, where I ordered a giant salad that was very artfully composed--a towering pile of delicious leaves, goat cheese, almonds, and cranberries. Unfortunately, I found a slimy, twisted piece of hair at the bottom of this composition, which really should have bothered me more than it did. I merely ate around it, polishing off every last morsel, save the leaf that was touching the hair. Er, I might have eaten that too, actually.
In other news, I'm considering a career as a drone. Just to change things up a bit, you know?
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