Ramona,

let's figure out how to become american citizens before november.

bryn.

ramona, go to the 'dashboard' then click the button 'layout.' you should be able to change stuff.

hope that works

still the best

http://current.com/items/88941392_target_women_yogurt_edition

I take it back

this one is the best: "Weakness: She is female and an attractive, modest one so is bound to marry"

From Applicant

thanks for the book. i wonder what my Professors would have written if i'd asked them to fill out one of these forms.

my favourite so far:

"His only weakness has been his immaturity -- a common failing of students who have lived at home -- and his mouth; there are times when he talks too much."

i don't know how to give you that power. we are both powerless. how do you want to change it?

RACHEL MADDOW. check her out.

Bryn, I hate the layout of this page. It's giving me a headache, but I don't think I have the administrative power to do anything about it--give me the power!

Meanwhile, fartparty!

unsettled, eh?

i'm feeling pretty good about it. i think i need to give myself a little push. and this feels a kind of risky, but it isn't really that extreme (i can always crawl back to my parents basement if it doesn't work). jobs are easy to come by, and so are apartments. i'll be like an adult and stuff. maybe.

did you hear about the wallet nightmare? i spent 16 hours on a greyhound with some stupid guys who swore a lot.

you should check out Rachel Maddow. she is my new favourite political analyst. not that i really had a favourite one prior to her.

Dear Bryn, things sound rough! I just got home, and have heard some snippets about your trouble. I feel quite unsettled about the Toronto thing--what are you thinking? And why so soon?

NY was a dream.

Ramona,

how is your trip? when will you be back in edmonton. i think i'm moving to Toronto.

I'm here! I'm here!

The internet didn't work on my computer for a while. so i prayed. really hard. and now here i am.

Dear Black Space,

What have you done with Bryn? Last time I heard from her, she was happily watching pre-9/11 music videos. I can only assume that she is lost somewhere in the wilderness, surviving on berries and daydreams of the stoic countenance that will one day be her own.

Are we shunting into post-acceleration here?

Am I next?

Sure.

are music videos like the silent victims of 9/11?

Music videos haven't been the same since 9/11, yo.

Even if he put his own helmet on?

why aren't music videos like this anymore?

oh, no thank-you.

Hey! How would you like this guy defending your honour?
Apparently he's really into it. I bet he would do it for free.

and she's putting it on for him. ummm, i was under the impression that chivalry meant that women didn't have to do shit.

I think it's his helmet.

oh. that isn't a harp at all.

you are so pretty and he is so handsome and nice horse! and harp! what could possibly be wrong with this picture!! nothing!

my mom is pretty random generally. i forget her whole argument. she gets really passionate about it though.

Check it out. This is Josh in reverence of my honour.

It's a little random that anti-chivalry is your mum's thing.
What brought this on?

what a nice, if slightly patronizing (kidding josh!) shout out.

remind him not to bring up chivalry around my mom though. that would get ugly.

It's a good voice.

I believe the song playing right now--'Leave My Woman Alone"--is about me.
Remember how he's protecting my honour?

they don't have that album on itunes. itunes has let me down.

i sure am listening! josh has a sexy radio voice, no?

and no, the Queen 'You and I' could never compare. Ever.

It's off the album This is it!

You have gotten yourself into awesome stuff, that's what.

Are you listening to CJSR? It's your last chance.

Nice one. I'm going to download that song right now.

Also, WHAT THE HELL HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?


ummm. that song isn't on itunes. at least not the betty davis version. do you think the queen version would be any good?

New favourite song: 'You and I' by Betty Davis.
"I'm just a child trying to be a woman. And you are a strange one trying to be my friend."
Yessss.

Ha! Adorable. Way cuter than waking up in a pile of puke.

Last night I did five shots in a row and ended up back home at 12:30am. When I woke up there was a chocolate chip cookie with a bite out of it on my bedside table.

NO. THAT IS WRONG. SO WRONG.

Speaking of hopelessness...

I have nothing but contempt for the bitch who thought to market these. I didn't think it could get any worse than perfume for babies. I was wrong.

Ya. Like this, but we won't be around. We’ll be dead.

I guess that didn't happen though. Now I have to make decisions and shit. Lame.

So this is what untitled black space feels like. Barf! Is this what it will be like post-accelerator?